Are we there yet?

Just in case you ever get these environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
SAHM…. the world is your classroom

IN PRISON………you get three meals a day.
AT WORK………..you get a break for one meal unless you’re a manager.
SAHM…. no meals the start as yours just finish off the kids.

IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…………you get more work for good behavior.
SAHM……there is good behavior?

IN PRISON……….the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…………you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
SAHM……you lock the kids in while you stand  on the porch to get a moment of quiet.

IN PRISON……….you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK………..you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
SAHM……… AHH Noggin, it’s like preschool on TV.

IN PRISON………you get your own toilet.
AT WORK……….you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
SAHM………she are watched while you pee.

IN PRISON……….they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…………you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
SAHM……you go to multiple drive-thrus just to talk to another grown-up.

IN PRISON………all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK…………you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
SAHM………no pay for anything and you get to clean the house.

IN PRISON ……..you must deal with sadistic fellow prisoners.
AT WORK………..they are called co-workers.
SAHM………..they are called your children.

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